Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
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Top comments
FYLTHOUGH 15
the first step to recovery is understanding that there is a problem there
WittyMoron 22
At least you're admitting it
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Comments (77)
writerchic85 26
Aw that's hurtful but maybe this is the kick in the pants you needed. Good luck with your recovery.
Tomryan279 10
At least there not calling you Charlie sheen
The_ghetto_mango 25
Better than Drunky Uncley or something like that.
Halfass 8
You even forgot the letter "n" in your username. Were you drunk when you posted this FML?
Emiweb 9
I just lost my dad to alcoholism. If you are genuinely addicted, I hope you can get through it.
lalsr1988 11
It doesn't matter. Life is a void, there is no meaning, and we all die.
JosephKorso 15
Are you trying to make people depressed? It's not working.
elizacandle 29
ouch. but that's the first step to getting better op!
tosdyke 16
...betting it was a proud moment for you!
LyricaSilvan 30
The first step is accepting that you have a problem. You're halfway there.
Minecraft_rulez 10
Qrow, is that you?