Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
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FYLTHOUGH 15
the first step to recovery is understanding that there is a problem there
WittyMoron 22
At least you're admitting it
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Comments (77)
amb27 7
Haha my cousins call my dad that (he's not an alcoholic but just enjoys alcoholic beverages)
SuckerPunched44 12
At least, you know you deserved it
godamnitmotagain 16
were you drunk when you named your account? Not that I'm one to talk.
myGRAM 14
Maybe it's just because you're a doctor!
ulissey_fml 22
Don't you love the little drug drats, though...
tigerisabelle 31
Hey, don't worry about it man. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, everyone knows that. It's quite possible you're not as out of control as you think you are - children tend to exaggerate. Keep your head up and I wish you the best of luck on your path to recovery.
Redmond64 16
Rather be called "gruncle"
gte225 11
My ex still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
jimeple 12
Hilarious and sad. I hope to see you on the clean side.
refticon 32
Almost 4 months sober here mate - it's a revelation !
princessofbelair 10
Now is as good as any other to get better