jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
fxk_mii_lif3 0
o_O umm...ewww??!!!
nm22395 0
That's messed.
ibanezman007 0
INCEST!!!
antihaterrr 0
has anyone ever considered this being fake? I meen seriously no ones gonna marry their cousin
amazinggbaby 2
so you think it's wrong to do something completely natural to yourself but you think god is so smart that he is fine with incest? I don't understand how you can say god is smart enough to avoid problems with people who **** their first cousins but he can't control people who Jack off and therefore they are unholy. You have to be the stupidest superreligous piece of shit I've come across on fml.
brushababyy 0
@#34 you are a moron. there is no god go **** youself. I'll **** my bf every damn day and I dong give a **** what god thinks. your gonna rot in the ground with the worms you stupid ****.
dhaynes1883 0
ok why do you read this if you arnt gonna enjoy it and laugh
niesenator 0
Do you by chance look like the beings from The Hills Have Eyes?
bloodwolf666 0
It's not really that big of a deal. I mean at least they are not brother and sister or something that would be a little more awkward.
omniaki78 4
have you ever even read the bible? Romans discusses homosexuality and how even it is forgiven since Jesus Christ died on the cross. some people don't have their facts straight, that's their problem, but don't stereotype all Christians because of it.