Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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sj_19 0
whoever thinks not believing in god is the only unforgivable sin is stupid. if you don't believe in god then you don't give a shit if you're sinning or not
andlifesuxagain 0
I agree FSM is the logical conclusion
capilot 10
My understanding is that first cousins is acceptable in most of the world, and several states in the U.S.. It takes several generations of close marriages before problems start to happen.
DanishDude 0
But it´s still disgusting
l33tm0nk3y 0
It sounds worse than it really is. There is a slightly increased risk for birth defects in children of first cousins, but it's very small -- only 3 or 4%. There are a lot of other, more common and culturally accepted things that produce a much greater risk of problems. Drinking or smoking while pregnant is a big one (not that this is "acceptable," per se, but moreso than cousin lovin' anyway), of course. Age is actually a significant factor as well; you're twice as likely to have birth defects if your mom is 40 or older than you are if your mom and dad are cousins.
BritishHobo 0
Because two thousand years ago, EVERYONE was a compulsive liar. No, I don't believe in God. But there's better arguments than 'it's from 2000 years ago, it can't be true.' Oh, I dunno. I'm arguing with a guy who shares my opinion. I need a life.
Enjoy_Joey 0
One of my friends is Christian to the fullest,he doesn't curse or do any fun stuff in my opinion. Like watch movies, video games... Anything entertainment wise. Besides Christian music. He's also about to get married with his girl friend who love and are learning to love each other more and more as time passes. He my friend is a true believer who attends church very frequently.. =)
starralchemist90 0
YDI for being nosy.
_rufie23_ 0
250, im not saying you think we're all like that, i just want to point out that we're not! in case anybody else tries to think that im a Christian, i love God with all my
KayneArgand 0
What about if her parents just told her without her asking? What would you say then?
_rufie23_ 0
crap. didnt send the whole thing well anyways: i love God with all my heart, well i dont go to church but hey thats not a sin or whatever, and i go to a private school as well. BUT my friends and i are probably the craziest, most fun people you will ever meet ha and yes we watch movies, play video games, date, party, facebook, listen to music, etc just wanted to let u know:)