NSFW: Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of...

noosher0990 18 February 2010, 00:30 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

anon 15 September 2012, 05:35 Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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mislead 22 September 2014, 16:43 Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Anonymous 15 June 2014, 19:22 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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niquey62307 8 December 2009, 03:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Perv

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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Jill 2 August 2023, 18:00 🌶️ Spicy

All mixed up

Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML

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Anonymous 29 December 2015, 14:15 🌶️ Spicy

Chapter and verse

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

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MarieAmber18 28 May 2015, 18:05 Pasadena, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML