Poopoo peepee, Gross and Awkward: Gross night out

Gross night out

By missunlucky - 18/02/2010 00:24 - Czech Republic

Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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You deserved it 6 114

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 3 614

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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You deserved it 239

By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 20:00

Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML

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You deserved it 901

By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 427

You deserved it 6 089

dacho 7

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:23

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:24

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

Comments

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:23

Lmao that really sucks.

heeheehoo 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:23

agreed.

FireNinja 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:28

it all depends. peeing is a type of fetish. we don't know if op was into it or not. after all, I'm sure it was a accedent. so.... how was your first golden shower?

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:35

If she were into it, i dont think it would be on FML

Tripout 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:57

agree with 13 OP I only hope for your sake that YOUR MOUTH WAS CLOSED XD

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:42

some people just cannot handle alcohol!

mrteacup 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:37

that six let's all hope he were underwear

iAlwaysYDI 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:46

ewwww. . .WTF ???!??!?!??

SnickerDoodleSux 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:46

im guessin' da way u unzipped his pants was out of forcé of habit, couldnt u have done it from da side??? FSD!

george456 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:43

YDI for not seeing that one coming. But still, FYL

brianred5 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:43

that gives golden showers a new meaning

fresh_cut_roses 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:23

why did she have her face down in his zipper? couldn't she just reach down and help him? lol ******* lushes

iThink_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:48

can anyone say R. Kelly'S new girl friend?

phara_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:04

Couldn't you have unzipped his pants standing up?...

NotFML_FYL 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:53

did your friend's name happen to be R. Kelly?

Fatalally 4

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:25

Ummmm... why was the OP's face that close to the zipper? Seems suspicious to me 0.o...

eyedefineme 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:55

I agree with 151... what's also suspicious is that SHE is in the bathroom with HIM unless the pisser is a girl with a snake in her pants...

dacho 7

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:23

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

UrNotFunny 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

LOL

BrownSugar_fml 5

Friday 19 February 2010 0:30

lmao

shurayuki 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:24

you should have punch his balls

TehFuzzyOne 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:47

I think that this person is trying to say "punched".

DemonChicken 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:06

Aren't there people from other countrys that post on here

shurayuki 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:24

ok so i mispelled it so what? get a life

GiganTronic 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:29

Well, seeing as misspelling is herecy and punishable by death in all true nations worshiping the one true lord, GiganTron the Debilitator, then you, sir, are at fault. That is what. Infidel.

GiganTronic 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:37

I'll pre-empt pissed off comments right now: See that? ^ Up there? ^ That's something that we call a "joke", back in the old country. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. Sorry, smart people, but that was necessary to deter idjits.

GiganTronic 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:43

I'm commenting too much, aren't I?

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:40

those who are crying about 105 misspelling a word read his pic you'll understand it after that

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 27 October 2012 14:40

Heresy*

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:24

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

grimace_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:41

thank you for being the first to comment on this topic. Your face doesn't need to be at crotch level to unzip a zipper. OP must have been expecting a different ending.

mcgiver_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:04

thank god I'm not the only one that thinks that

SheleKnights 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:57

Or the OP was sitting down when approached. Just saying.

starss 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:25

makes sense

intensitive 11

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:28

Why would your face be that close to his crotch..? I mean, I know they can aim and stuff but the chances of him missing your face if you were standing up would be higher..?

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:38

I agree. If you were standing, and he pissed on your face, then he was lying about it being because he was desperate. Who aims up when they have to go so bad they just let it out?