noosher0990
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anon
Rocklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
mislead
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
niquey62307
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Perv
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Jill
🌶️ Spicy
All mixed up
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chapter and verse
Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
MarieAmber18
Pasadena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Helseac
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.
whitesoxsean 0
you deserve it for having bad grammar
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Comments (86)
skyeyez9 25
Why do people complain about neighbors seeing them have sex? If you take 20 seconds to shut your blinds and drapes, this wouldn't happen.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
How did you find THAT out?
cantfightfate 0
I agree! everyones always insulting snickerdoodle. very entertaining!
perdix 31
Maybe you should scream out your neighbor's name instead of your husband's while you ate in the throes of (fake) passion. That would intensify his ****** so much he'd make sammiches for both you and your husband. Pro tip: Scrape off the mayonnaise before eating;)
Asstazztic 8
No **** it just let him watch because that's probably the closest the poor guy is gonna get to getting layed lol
pink_shades 0
haha, **** the neighbor!!!
allmidnighteyes 11
"Today, my husband doesn't satisfy me in bed. FML" THEN ******* TELL HIM. Communication is KEY in any relationship, ESPECIALLY a marriage. If he doesn't please you sexually, then let him know instead of faking it. If both of you aren't open with what you want sexually, it's just gonna keep going downhill from this point.
hotpinkdiamond 0
that's ******* creepy
efyurlifeLol 0
well btw that's ur fault for leaving the drapes open dumbass plus next time yuh catch him be like " HEY theese shows aren't free gimmie my money" if ur nabour doesn't give yuh da money then it's a fml
mtc4ever 0
eww