By WTFsalad - 18/02/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 898
You deserved it 2 438

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Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!


FireNinja 3

what a dumbass. wasn't there any arrows saying what way was the right way? fyl

should have kicked his ass

Agreed. U shouldve left a dent in his head.

Gary_Fresh 0

he wouldve taken a golf club to the nuts fuckin wit me

Gary_Fresh, Please stop raping me. Love, The English Language

I'm sorry your English teacher failed you. My condolences to you are not small.

Also, you know nothing about me, so please stop with the unprovable insults.

mezsed 0

Why do people feel the urge too correct others? Once someone out there becomes a perfect human then sure come and correct others, but i doubt its ever going too happen so how bout' you keep it too yourself?...

I am mindful of my grammar as well, but you disgust me.

wow a bad driver and he wasn't even a woman...

shurayuki 0

this ^^

shurayuki 0

@ 50 i mean

you are teh biggest fag I haz ever seen

Kylias 6

In TehFuzzyOne's defense, if u typ like this on ur resume ur not gettin a jobso fuk off!!! For every person who uses such bad grammar, God kills a kitten. For every person who uses grammar which wouldn't make their English teacher's eyes sore, God rescues a puppy. Please think of the puppies.

Batman4890 0

stfu u r clearly the 1 at fault here if u well first of all believe in a god that kills wen ppl are lazy when it doesnt matter and reading anything for a long period of time would make my english teacher's eyes strain also god wouldnt save a puppy in any circumstance god wouldnt save ANYTHING in ANY circumstance unless it is ur little perfect made up god. btw not saying any other god isnt made up i dont really care about wat u believe unless u have a good argument for why i should waste my life :D

quikwit1212 0

^Retard. That is all.

^That^ is true.

best reply to a reply EVER

afarr 0

the English language has been thoroughly raped in the replies. i say my dearest concern is: th4t u r 4l j4kass3s 4nd i h0p3 u di3 410n3

YDI for shopping at the third-world country exploiter.

*slaps an "as seen on MTV" sticker on Batman*

HolaGurrl194 0

ok just a heads up i dont shop at wal-mart cuz everything is so disgustingly cheap but i dont know why everyone is hating it? isnt it just a store?

punch his car and kick his obviously drunk ass in the balls

SeedlessMe 13

Sadly, no--It is far from 'just a store' it's an evil establishment equal to that of a child-rapist. Do some research, you'll find all sorts of fun things!

TehFuzzyOne, you fail. Look at your name.

134: That would be called a successful corporation. It's not really that bad, it just makes stuff cheaply.

First up Fyl for having your car dented 2 why do people feel the need to shorten everything it makes no sense and 3 GRAMMAR NAZIs FTW and if you wish to complain my number is 0800-fuck you

Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

and if u do have it sue him for car damage

sucksforyoudude 0

hell yeah! law suit! even if YOU were driving the wrong way, it wouldn't give him the right to "damage private property"! sue the ducker!

ducker=fucker on iPhone with autocorrect

YEA!... even though when that happened to me i got out the car and beat the crap out the guy untill he was unconcious so he couldnt remember who i was lol!

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

^^ He shoots, He scores!

Your picture is of a cat head with bird legs. That's just creepy, and you're no better.

afarr 0

HAPPY SNAKE IS HAPPY! $.$ that snake is rich

That's all well and good, but my avatar is in a format used by aliens, and so cannot be shown by your feeble human computers.

efngreat 0

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haha I second this comment :)

haha that's awesome, but true

It was probably that mentality that caused the man to act like a chimp and put a dent in her car. Just sayin'.

YDI. If you stayed in the kitchen this wouldn't happen. Unless you were getting groceries, then its a FYL.


Thats just sexist!

medic343 0

you should have run his ass over, say you felt in danger that he was going to harm you....self defence

if u think this is real u need a grip on life

repttar you need a grip on life if you think this can't happen

dudeitsdanny 9

Happened to me at school. Some Asian chick "decided" that the best way to get a spot was driving the wrong way, almost hit me, then followed me after i parked and tried to curse me out. Told her to shut the fuck up and look at the big arrows next time. If you didnt set him straight and demand he pay for the damage, you kinda deserve it

I agree. Instead of writing it on FML, sue him on the damages.

Caayouteepie 0

Where there any witnesses standing around? If not then FYL big time.

asian chick driving=disaster

cooly1100 0

u shudda punched him in the face

sugarbabyxoxo 2

why didn't you punch em' out! I fought a guy once lol! goodtimes. and his girlfriend right after lmao. or just get his insurance info and call. ;) haha

Easier to just run him over while he's out of his car. Hit

AbOvE_88 0

yet you let him yell at you even though it wasn't your fault, plus, he punches a dent without any reaction? FYL

Where does she say she just took that abuse and didn't say anything to him? She's just telling us the story of what he did - of course she didn't just sit there and let him assault her car you idiot.

AbOvE_88 0

it wouldn't be an FML if the guy/girl kicked that guys ass, obviously if he did it'd be a win win for him not FML , meaning he/she didn't do shit you ignorant fool.

You're right - if she had kicked his ass, it would have been a perfect day! Oh, and it also would have removed the dent from her hood so she wouldn't have the hassle of getting it fixed. Think before you type you moron.

AbOvE_88 0

your telling me? holy shit my life is ruined because there's a small dent in my nooooooooo!!!! it's why you make him pay it you asshole, get over yourself you prick