PPP
Elk Grove Village, United States
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
wearyconsumer
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
missy
United States
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
isucksomuch
Canada
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
anonymous
United States
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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Comments (114)
DOBF 7
Gross DX
MissBehavin77 18
What kind of study requires frozen used pads? That's gross.
ABCDEF121 3
CAN someone PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO COMMENT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S comment PLEASE.
magickitten 26
Why are you shouting?
ostfaiz 18
u mean as if like i m commenting ABCDEFGHI...whateva Rofl
IvyRizzzzoli 25
That's not a study, it's discussing
Super_Who_Lock 9
Your mom is Sherlock
afallingstar 22
So gross. I shouldn't have read this while eating.
airbear18 15
excuse me while I go and vomit. that's horrible
worldclassrager 41
This reminded me of American dad...
NodakN8V 25
Sooooooo......pass on the Popsicles at your house ...
Fawnie 1
I take it your mom is doing a clinical research study? At my job, we're conducting a uterine fibroids study, and all the participants have to bring in their used pads... but I've never heard of anyone storing them in the freezer. If she insists on freezing them, she should invest in her own cooler for them.