Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Suffer little chives
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
You never know
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Top comments
kingcaper817 14
Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell
randompizzaguy 17
Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.
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Comments (114)
Mooglefox 24
That is a health code violation for just the room!
jessyrose160 7
How is this a "you deserved it"?
kaytasha 18
One word....ewwww!
SnslessRage 11
New diet so she stays away from the food? because thats f***ing disturbing and disgusting! !
shinikageWolf 15
Maybe she should be keeping those bloody corpses in a separate freezer. Away from the food.
Omniprism 15
What the **** for?!?!
Britt125 16
I don't think I want to know what kind of study requires that. O.o That is just nasty.
jewceboxx 5
What the hell is she studying?! How to freeze periods? LOL
Graceke11y 2
I don't know what's grosser, the fact that she uses pads or that she's sticking lady juice soaked pads around food. Either way, something seriously isnt right.
SteakBarker 5
I think that experiment needs to freeze, PERIOD.