Love and Intimacy: Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator...

By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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By Jim - 26/11/2019 16:00 - Canada - Winfield

Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Buzzing Confusion - 17/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the mother of my children named her vibrator after me. We are together and have not had sex in over 18 months. I have no idea what to do with this information. FML

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By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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Tuesday 11 September 2018 9:39

'confronted her' sounds like the argument was gonna happen. Why confront and not just ask her or talk to her? she should be able to have a vibrator and not hide it. but she also needs to communicate if she isn't happy in bed.

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Saturday 22 September 2018 3:46

Theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend using toys. You however sound insecure in your ability to satisfy her, which isnt helping anyone.

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OhFrnkie 5

Wednesday 3 October 2018 8:45

Why did you need to confront her? What wrong with using toys?

mehimhere 11

Friday 5 October 2018 23:45

1 you are an idot for "confronting" your girlfriend for a vibrator.. 2. that was begging for a fight because its her body 3. would you rather her be getting her pleasure from someone else? 4.i bet you choke your chicken without a second thought

Maria_Obligacia 14

Wednesday 5 December 2018 2:40

It's just a toy. A supplement. It is not meant to replace you and is no threat to your masculinity. Have fun with it (carefully! don't injure her)

techleprechaun 5

Tuesday 22 January 2019 7:16

You jerk it, you think she doesn't? My wife has a small drawer of toys. She used to sell them, and made decent money doing it.

Luna141998 11

Friday 26 April 2019 16:56

It’s her body if she wants to ********** she 100% can are you trying to say you don’t jerk off? And you can’t finish her yourself so yeah her needs haven’t been fulfilled and you had no right to give her shit

Silver Kitsune 5

Thursday 13 June 2019 4:39

Just for future reference buying a vibrator is not “behind your back” Guys jerk off all the time so do girls.....in different ways, she wasn’t doing anything wrong