Favourited! At least you don't feel the need to eat every time your dog rings a bell. (Kelso reference)

Classical conditioning

#36 thats a reference to pavlov's bell. . . you should look into it.

Yes and Kelso (Kutcher) from That 70s Show thought the dog was the one who rang the bell. oh nvm.

It is true. I do the same thing, however, yet to wee myself.

a little

A "little"

A *little*

'I was at the bar the other day and I heard the phone ring and then I remembered, OH SHIT, I need to feed my dog.'

I got my AP Psychology teacher a mug that has a dog on it in a cardboard box on the sidewalk, with a sign that says "will drool for bells". Classic

I got my AS psychology teacher a mug that say 'Freudian sips' on one side and ' when you say something but mean your mother' on the other. She loved it haha

well then you aren't really doing the same I'd say

Oh shit. I didn't realize that I could only FML on a desktop computer confined within my home. If only there were some way to view FML on a mobile device on the go. Like some sort of mobile application. No, no! That'd be crazy. I forgot it's 1995 and I'm using this app at home right now via dial up Internet. I'm completely imagining that I'm in a cafe at a table right now. I never get out, so I've gone crazy. all I do is sit at home and look at fml and nothing else. There's no way OP could ever use the app while using the bathroom anywhere else except home. They never ever get out.

56K, baby.

Just like OP

Um, because they pissed themselves?