Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Top comments
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
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Comments (172)
SkoomaKi 28
I don't normally say this but.... Dump this biatch. Nothing but a thief!
mandadarling 10
Hey, at least she wasn't paying for some other guys rent with your money.
MidnaLink 35
True. That... would be way worse
TheDrifter 24
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She ain't messing with a broke.... Trigger. Huzzah for avoiding moderation!
Awsumuzzie 12
You assume WAY too much. What is a relationship without trust? It seems to me like a simple case of identity theft that appeared as your gf pays her half. Obviously.
pinkdottedbow 0
Welcome to the real world.
alfred07 18
Maybe OP checked the amounts and times the money went from his account against his gf's share of the rent and the time that it was due.
DocBastard 40
If she's been paying you back with sex and companionship, that literally makes her a *****. Perhaps you should find a woman that isn't a blood-sucking leech and will respect you and your boundaries.
TheDrifter 24
Wait, those still exist? I've got to find one of my own!
mandadarling 10
Women are the devil Bobby Boucher!!
marcmcclelland 2
She knew his pin...doesn't sound like he had boundaries to begin with
Matty1188 6
A lot of people know their SO's pin. It makes sense if they're sharing expenses. The real issue is whether you can trust them with it.
mikeymayhem_87 15
She sounds like a gold digger in the making. Dump her ass, OP
Calyx_fml 22
Take her to judge Judy.
icallbullshit 3
Ydi, because I'm someone anonymous feminazi **** who always finds a way to find the female in any situation innocent. Shame on you op! In truth, dump that triflin' ass trick of a bitch, what the **** she think? That money grows on trees?
ferrousWheel 6
#6: Proof that saying something and doing something are two very different things. How's that resentful 38-year virginity working out for you?
The_Hitdude 12
Y'know, there is a reply button, which would prevent you putting your business out there in the open. If you don't know how to use it, then: Mobile Site- Press the comment number, and it should automatically kick in. Mobile App- Swipe the comment to the right or left, and a reply option should pop up. The more you know...
ferrousWheel 6
I fully expect down votes to follow this, but it bugs me to let it go unanswered. Two things: 1. I DID press the reply button, but for whatever reason FML didn't put it through. Maybe I didn't press it hard enough, I don't know. 2. The comment that this refers to was (very justifiably) deleted, as were the replies attached to it, so my comment is still hanging out in the open. I did not intend for it to be a private message.
mgkgambino 3
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
muFilter 19
Now I ain't sayin' you can't read 10 comments before posting one yourself...
muFilter 19
It's impossible to tell, really. Some numbers go to replies and some just disappear. Nothing is as it seems. I can say no more. They're watching...