Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Top comments
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
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Comments (172)
Snafuusmc 12
Better get your torch and pitchfork.
mandadarling 10
Burn the witch! Wait, does she float?
muFilter 19
Or at least weigh the same as a duck?
laden_swallow09 35
If so, she must be made of wood…
Zomg_Okay 27
Yes. If I don't have the meaningless accomplishment of being the first person to post a completely worthless comment on a website's comment page, why would my life be worth living?
br0ccoli 15
"Well, we have sex, right? It's technically my money. If I was to charge, I would charge $100 an hour, so we have sex 12 times a month, roughly an hour each, but I'll be nice, I'll give you a little discount. I wont charge you for blow jobs."
Zomg_Okay 27
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Devin91 20
Kick the bitch out and dump her thats ****** up.
Trisha_aus 15
Another head-less bloke without his shirt :o
Devin91 20
Ahh again, the hate comments continue.
SloppyFlamingo 4
If you were to pull your shorts down like another inch, we could probably see your whole dick. Just saying.
laden_swallow09 35
You can use punctuation on 65, but unable on 44? Why?
OfficeNinja 5
At least she was paying. And if your dumb ass was paying attention to your own bank account you would have noticed right away.
The_Hitdude 12
I don't think you're grasping the fact that she was "paying her half" with HIS ATM card, which means he was unknowingly paying the whole rent. I agree with the rest of your comment, though. He should at least know what is going on with his account.
Steve95401 49
How many monthly bank statements did it take before you realized what your girlfriend was doing?
mordecaiandrigby 26
She take my money, well I'm in need. Yeah she's a triflin, friend indeed.......
CmlJ63 5
How do you not notice that for months?
eclyse88 0
What a hoe