Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Top comments
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
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Comments (172)
neoamaru_fml 8
Yyyeah she's a keeper man! Way to go..Look on the bright side ..she's doing this to stay with you :p you can repay her by taking her account number and paying for high class prostitutes ;)
Bebbo_fml 21
YDI for telling her your pin.
Ammi 7
YDI for giving her your ATM passcode. Also, how do you not notice what is probably at least a couple hundred dollars going missing every month?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It's better to get the lawyers now before the rings are exchanged because it'll cost more after.
darkwoods4404 0
Is this Bret Rahe? Lol
greghhepburn 0
Keep up with your finances and it'd be a non-issue.
kjtk 2
Gold digging bitch would be the right name for her.
SS 31
Just need to talk to her about it. There could be a good reason. Also, this means you can rightfully say the house/apartment is actually yours (you know what I mean) because she isn't paying anything. Good luck :D
ArmyScoutSniper 4
A: GET YOUR MONEY BACK. B: Break up with her. C: Make her homeless D: You almost deserve this for trusting a woman you are not married to with your pin number.
megan1245613 0
Talk to her about it