Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Top comments
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
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Comments (172)
saidawhiting 14
Dump her.
thinbubba 8
How do you not realize that?
Nemle22 4
How did you not know this before now? Are you that loaded that you don't even notice hundreds of dollars missing every month...?
smurfette7 1
Hahaha, smart girl
cainchild 4
What in gods name do you expect? It's not like you'd break up with her, or hold her otherwise responsible in any way. That same way of being is why most of the women here are applauding it, or telling you to talk to her and make up. Pathetic.
deathisnear666 0
Lmao what a bitch
TormundGiantBane 3
lawsuit and charges
Djdeandre 1
steal some of her stuff like her dog her car or whatever and sell it then leave her
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You deserve it for making her pay "half the rent" when I'm sure she does everything else for you.
SadFaery 4
That's a completely horrible breach of trust and is outright theft. However, it's also the best thing I've ever heard lol.