Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML
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Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
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NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
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Zombinosh77 11
I'm 38 and passed my test after 4 tries. Chin up, OP!
writerchic85 26
I failed mine three times because I can't parallel park
amileah13 26
Prove them wrong!
Sphericity 8
It's okay, OP. You'll do better next time! I know that if my state did parallel parking on its test, I never would've passed. Of course, it's biting me in the butt now that I live in a city where there is only street parking.
XxVictorBravoxX 4
Focus on the road. there is nothing but the road!!
gintwinsmoore 20
Well, there's ppl on the road and other miscellaneous objects too you know...don't mind them though.
sstahpp 33
HA if we don't pass it,we can just buy it. Be jealous.
Eyalsh 32
i may sound like a salty asshole now, i know. but there is a time when you should really stop trying. because, and don't take this personal, when someone who can't drive somehow does pass a test, i wouldn't trust them with a two ton steel machine on the public roads. i've lost people over stuff like this.
joe1105 11
Youre probably like Sheldon Cooper then
sugoi72 27
just to say this I can't stand SpongeBob he just annoys me
estrada813 11
what a shitty situation..