Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
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NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
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thejonac 21
sorry OP but i think you should try to study really hard for one and try to pass in one go, no point taking so many ill-prepared bc you need to pay too. good luck :-)
killigan 12
Sorry OP but it might be time to just ride the bus. Some people aren't meant to drive.
Roxas_hearts 27
Just go blindfolded. Worked out pretty well before
MissCloudy249 14
It's all in the technique. First, go like this, spin the wheel- STOP! Double check three times, one, two, three. Then, ACCECLERATE! WHOO! WHOOOO! BRAKE WITH YOU RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT! Then, it's time to briiiing it around town. Bring it aroooound tooown. Then, you do this, and that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and theenn... A passed driver's test.
LostInTheZone11 29
And to blow the perfect bubble.
chocolatelover96 14
Not everyone is cut out for driving, I'm almost 34 and rely on bicycles, taxis and buses to get me everywhere.
quesok 22
I can't see the road!! Wait, I can't see the road ;)
RockyRacoon 16
It's not that mean :)
Grauncho 27
Barnacles.
fml510605 16
Mrs. Puff: "Come on Spongebob it's not hard" "WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!!!!!!"
Jacei3eleren 2
hey Goku nvr had a DL or an education for that matter. ..and he saved the universe cOuntless Times