Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML
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Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
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NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
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Comments (112)
kellie_carrick 9
I'm sorry but that's sad. Good Luck on your next driver's test tho. ✌
buttcramp 21
no, it's hilarious. and OP's friends and family have an awesome sense of humor.
xxlinneamxx 17
You could always use public transportation but I would keep trying...that must be a pain in the ass. Good luck
wakemeupplease 21
I think you're made for using public transport not cause you can't offer a car it's cause you can't have the ability to drive it :D
ryguy253 4
You needed 600 to pass you got 6
itsyourownfault 6
some people arent just meant to drive. not a bad thing, just something you probably will never do
[email protected] 14
Hey don't feel bad it took me seven times before passing keep trying and you'll pass trust me ☺️
ProfessorMctitie 20
Whats wrong with being compared to spongebob??
Grauncho 27
Ugh. They are such squidwards.
NickACD 27
Sorry buddy, but to not pass a driving test yet when your thirty-seven is just sad. YDI.
failedgamer01 20
Just study some more with what to expect, though I'm sure with trial and error you already know. I know those parallel parking parts are pretty difficult and nerve wracking but just stay calm and practice. Maybe even practice with a friend who can maybe teach you a technique you can remember. Good luck and I hope you pass! ?