Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
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NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
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Comments (112)
xblaine 17
Well this makes me feel better about myself. I'm 16 and all my family and friends are rushing me to get my license but I don't want to yet.
malachite1357 11
All of the Spongebob jokes and references are making me so irrationally happy right now. These comments are the best :D
hailhydra 6
Mrs. Puff isn't doing a good job at all is she
Shrimpin99 2
This may sound a bit stupid but I honor you! I hate driving and wish i didnt even have a license.
PunkSenpai 9
Put a radio in your head and have your best friend help you
badgercheese94 16
It is not that hard to get a licence. I suggest you stick to your unicycle, buddy.
crazyharry631 5
that sucks yea but at least it's mean in a way you can laugh
tamesenicole 27
It's ok take your time next time
Nickiminajislyfe 20
That's just sad
skepijohnson 11
SpongeBob also has a great thigh gap. Your lucky