Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have always believed that every single time I have ever showed emotion, I was faking it and that I'm actually a sociopath with no feelings. I was kicked out of the theater department at my college for my poor acting skills, and they know it. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, I realized I rarely go outside anymore due to hyperacusis, social anxiety, depression, and sensory issues. I'm also afraid to tell my family and friends about my problems, because they don't understand how bad it really is. Looks like I'm doomed to be depressed and alone my whole life. FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that she thinks I'm faking the debilitating disease I've had for the past 13 years. Apparently she thinks I just don't want to go to college or get a job, and that I like living on disability. She also added that my entire extended family agrees with her. FML
Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML
Today, I have no friends because I have severe anxiety and severe social anxiety. I thought I had family but as it turns out, my family is trying to get rid of me by sending me away. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
Well, maybe you do need a PSYCHIATRIC evaluation. They must be pretty worried about you to bring this up, or complete assholes, but for an entire family to agree hints at something deeper. What's the harm in some evaluation? £100, perhaps, but for your mental health, a small price to pay.
BizzaroG 0
I can see your future~
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bmalley 0
screw them, you're perfect for the frank's red hot commercials
Horakhty 0
Sounds like you have Asperger syndrome. Just like me.
bluepepe 0
Reminds me of Daria. You're the normal one, everyone around you are the wiered ones; anyways, like Daria says, "I just have low esteem for everyone around me."
Bizzatch 0
lol at #8
Jewelofagal 2
Sounds like a woman I know -- she's so expressionless, I've nicknamed her "the statue". She doesn't have mental issues or Asperger's; it's just the way she is.
Angel_Vice 0
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!
richardbutterfin 0
strangely this fml relates to me. this is also how my family describes me..
mlipro 0
Same.. sorta, I show emotion, but don't hang around with other people too much. I'm not some loser who no one likes, I just like being alone.
love_me_electric 20
At my last family reunion my grandma asked my mom if I was anorexic. Thanks gran, I was finally feeling comfortable with my body image.
Halonation 0
Snicks you did some pretty bad errors there. First you put words together and you did not space them which is a major error. So stop being a grammar nazi and get back into Germany.
uxoriouswidow 0
You mind taking a look where he's from? English being a second language excuses minor errors like this. On the other hand, you thinking that "you certainly need English evaluation" is valid syntax is not something that I believe can be put down to such an excuse.