Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
When karma does its job
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
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theartists 5
Surprise!! :D
tialeanne 19
So? People in prison need pen pals too.. I don't see anything wrong with it unless there was inappropriate things written in the letters.
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dimple13194 10
Ydi
LoganEdJ 11
Pen pals was originally for inmates I thought... Pen = Penitentiary?
fantasyworld 39
What's he in for?