FML : Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke,...

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cumhole - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:32 / Canada - Toronto

Intimacy

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By RougeRamirez | 8

#5025415 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:51

Apparently your mouth

By gideeupp | 9

#5025405 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:49

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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By Luxord33 | 8

#5025399 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:48

LOL that's pretty embarrassing!!! :O

addicted2_FML | 6

#5025439 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:57

Whoa! Do you think?!

zandalee | 19

#5025840 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:41

I feel so sorry for your Dad. Poor bastard!!

draegbomb | 5

#5026057 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:02

I want to know if your boyfriend was wearing clothes when he walked downstairs?

MexicanGinger | 5

#5026313 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:17

You don't say?

WritingWrongs | 8

#5026599 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 03:44

Embarrassing? That is revolting! What a harlot!

doctorhook86 | 24

#5027313 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 07:06

1: More like "em-full-ass-ing". Apparently I suck this morning... but still not as much as the OP.

WritingWrongs | 8

#5027623 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:17

Moderate whatever you want, OP is still disgusting.

imavelociraptor | 6

#5028482 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:54

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad...

Carli_M | 8

#5028882 - Thursday 11 October 2012 01:11

Why would you have sex with your dad in the house....

False_Stupidity | 41

#5034527 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:16

Clearly she did not know that anyone else was home or she would have considered the possibility of it being someone other than her boyfriend returning.

PinkieKeen | 20

#5106207 - Friday 2 November 2012 12:47

There was a hole I didn't fill! Your mouth.

By gideeupp | 9

#5025405 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:49

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5025454 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:00

Yeah far from a little angle. Haha.

tialeanne | 19

#5025512 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:12

Acute angle.

hotshot2626 | 9

#5025689 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:54

holy fuck that's an understatement. Like... at least have some self respect to not say it when your parents are around. I hope to god op has no lil brothers or sisters that heard that.

fml121785 | 14

#5025697 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:58

Wow! I wonder what daddy's response to that was!

Classlfied | 4

#5025739 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:11

What what in the butt?

fml121785 | 14

#5025810 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:13

Mine would have been my foot in his butt, that's what!

LMFAOaMIGIT | 3

#5025887 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:07

Today, my daughter became a little whore. FML.

Drigr | 8

#5026092 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:11

With a name like cumhole, and her saying "is there a whole you didnt fill" (implying unprotected sex) while still living with her dad, I think its more like daddy's little slut.

TomPusslicker | 20

#5026363 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:33

Reminds me of the t-shirt that says 'your little princess, is my little whore'...

GypsyRover | 0

#5026724 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 04:04

Her dad is actually pretty cool. He smiled and gave me the thumbs up.

princessstacy101 | 0

#5026751 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 04:10

did he really omg

william8691 | 10

#5026853 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 04:39

Dad replies "YOLO"

lazrus_fml | 2

#5026861 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 04:40

2- Ill cover you in cum baby!

LilNigga916 | 6

#5026918 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 04:51

103 - you're a creepy ass dude

MDTeddy | 13

#5027109 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 06:03

Stop assuming that you know who the person is without seeing them and just shut up. Also, Op said a slutty comment.

TinyDude | 10

#5027259 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 06:58

Guess he didnt fill ur mouth as a joke OP xD

SteezinDiego | 3

#5028772 - Thursday 11 October 2012 12:47

Are you Hispanic???

cubefistman | 1

#5029651 - Thursday 11 October 2012 05:25

RIGHT!(x

tigersfan28 | 2

#5029732 - Thursday 11 October 2012 06:00

Your cute lol :)

brandeeeeee | 4

#5033979 - Friday 12 October 2012 04:05

Yeah ain't that the truth

erich2014 | 0

#5034812 - Friday 12 October 2012 08:06

You live in Arizona.? So do I

john_quintana | 1

#5147269 - Wednesday 14 November 2012 08:59

Hey emily a mi tambien me Gusta hablar, I'd like to talk too you

Daevas | 18

#6178933 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 01:39

Yeah, now she's a Charlie's angel...

By Bandz_fml | 3

#5025409 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:50

Awkies for sure!!!!

dmblonde | 13

#5025535 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:16

Is it so hard to type out awkward?

DA14573 | 6

#5025571 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:29

Is it so hard to pass by something so trivial without criticizing it ?

lukemack | 4

#5025736 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:11

Thank you 18 finally someone says something

simonsaysYDI | 8

#5027047 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 05:39

Right back at you 18 ;)

Meettitan | 14

#5027923 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:51

Shall we end this before it turns into an infinite loop of hypocrisy?

aj94w | 4

#5028055 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:11

Awkward was only one letter more... Oh the humanity!

MormonPornstar | 7

#5029777 - Thursday 11 October 2012 06:13

Damn, I forgot the President got rid of slang.

By RougeRamirez | 8

#5025415 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:51

Apparently your mouth

howrudoin | 11

#5025797 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:01

It did momentarily, then she spat or swallowed XD

benmec | 18

#5025830 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:33

Yes!!!!!!! Best comment ever!

siickman | 7

#5025954 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:33

Oh em gee !!! Then thumb it 43 (rhyme not intended). Lol they created thumbs just so you could show appreciation to the comment. No need to tell us its the best, we know if it has a bunch of thumbs up.

moneekAneek | 2

#5025959 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:33

Haha well put :)

nellienufflenew | 5

#5026064 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:02

Hahaha!!!! Well said!!!!

Drigr | 8

#5026101 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:13

Actually 55, I'm fairly certain "they" created thumbs to aid humans in grabbing and holding objects. Using them to show appreciation came much later.

seanc722 | 2

#5026456 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 03:09

lol at 55 hypocrisy

siickman | 7

#5027347 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 07:09

Lol 68, i was talking about FML thumbs... You silly troll. :P and i know when i finished my comment i felt the irony and hypocrisy it gave off :x

terrykayez | 6

#5027726 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:58

125 - Shut up

imavelociraptor | 6

#5028534 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:59

125- "I don't think that word means what you think it means...."

dinorider_fml | 4

#5028661 - Thursday 11 October 2012 12:22

147- well although you may not agree with his comment, he used hypocrisy correctly

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5029626 - Thursday 11 October 2012 05:13

68- And eventually satisfaction ;)

ngwPHENOX | 4

#5042448 - Sunday 14 October 2012 06:10

I was just thinking that haha

By TheMaster15 | 10

#5025435 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:56

Apparently he missed your mouth. Edit^ 4 beat me to it while I was thinking of something clever. Sorry guys!!

Haskins54 | 4

#5025877 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:05

Fake ass fml

Haskins54 | 4

#5026452 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 03:08

Fake ass fml

By junkman6 | 22

#5025440 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:57

Boyfriend "Sir I didn't cum in her I swear she said covered in cum!" Dad " she said filled holes! Only one way to avoid early grand kids" boyfriend cries as dad pulls out pruning shears.

TheMaster15 | 10

#5025467 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:01

What?

fml121785 | 14

#5025700 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:00

Dafuq?!? O.o

drewcat21 | 0

#5025765 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:33

Have you considered therapy?

Harpy20 | 24

#5026112 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:14

Over-active imagination must be from the lack of sex.

doctorhook86 | 24

#5026262 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 01:57

#7 seems to be writing a play, but apparently forgot to find a proofreader.

GigiMcGee | 9

#5026437 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 03:04

Or maybe he has been in this situation before.

sibz24 | 6

#5027066 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 05:44

What the hell?

junkman6 | 22

#5027093 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 05:55

Similar situation. Her Dad came home early came into the room with pruning shears. Haven't really lived till you've jumped out a second story window into a snow bank butt nekkid jeans and shoes in hand.

Lasagnaa | 24

#5030921 - Thursday 11 October 2012 10:44

You failed horribly with that.

rachilio | 26

#5033056 - Friday 12 October 2012 12:32

I thought that was kinda clever...

B3Y0ND | 3

#5034523 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:13

What are my eyes reading.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6337774 - Thursday 2 July 2015 05:08

Make a movie! PLEEEAAAASSSSE?

By emchocolat_fml | 25

#5025451 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 09:00

I think you meant "I lay in my bed". LIE - LAY - LAIN means to recline, as you were apparently doing, whereas LAY - LAID - LAID means to put something down, for example to lay your book on the table.