By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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RougeRamirez 8

Apparently your mouth

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gideeupp 9

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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Luxord33 8

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zandalee 19

I feel so sorry for your Dad. Poor bastard!!

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draegbomb 5

I want to know if your boyfriend was wearing clothes when he walked downstairs?

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WritingWrongs 8

Embarrassing? That is revolting! What a harlot!

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doctorhook86 24

1: More like "em-full-ass-ing". Apparently I suck this morning... but still not as much as the OP.

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WritingWrongs 8

Moderate whatever you want, OP is still disgusting.

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imavelociraptor 6

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad...

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Carli_M 8

Why would you have sex with your dad in the house....

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False_Stupidity 41

Clearly she did not know that anyone else was home or she would have considered the possibility of it being someone other than her boyfriend returning.

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PinkieKeen 20

There was a hole I didn't fill! Your mouth.

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gideeupp 9

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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fml121785 14

Wow! I wonder what daddy's response to that was!

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Classlfied 4

What what in the butt?

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fml121785 14

Mine would have been my foot in his butt, that's what!

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LMFAOaMIGIT 3

Today, my daughter became a little *****. FML.

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Drigr 9

With a name like cumhole, and her saying "is there a whole you didnt fill" (implying unprotected sex) while still living with her dad, I think its more like daddy's little ****.

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TomPusslicker 21

Reminds me of the t-shirt that says 'your little princess, is my little *****'...

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GypsyRover 0

Her dad is actually pretty cool. He smiled and gave me the thumbs up.

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princessstacy101 0

did he really omg

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william8691 10

Dad replies "YOLO"

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MDTeddy 13

Stop assuming that you know who the person is without seeing them and just shut up. Also, Op said a slutty comment.

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TinyDude 10

Guess he didnt fill ur mouth as a joke OP xD

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john_quintana 1

Hey emily a mi tambien me Gusta hablar, I'd like to talk too you

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dmblonde 13

Is it so hard to type out awkward?

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DA14573 6

Is it so hard to pass by something so trivial without criticizing it ?

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lukemack 4

Thank you 18 finally someone says something

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Meettitan 14

Shall we end this before it turns into an infinite loop of hypocrisy?

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aj94w 4

Awkward was only one letter more... Oh the humanity!

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MormonPornstar 7

Damn, I forgot the President got rid of slang.

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RougeRamirez 8

Apparently your mouth

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siickman 7

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Drigr 9

Actually 55, I'm fairly certain "they" created thumbs to aid humans in grabbing and holding objects. Using them to show appreciation came much later.

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siickman 7

Lol 68, i was talking about FML thumbs... You silly troll. :P and i know when i finished my comment i felt the irony and hypocrisy it gave off :x

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imavelociraptor 6

125- "I don't think that word means what you think it means...."

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dinorider_fml 4

147- well although you may not agree with his comment, he used hypocrisy correctly

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KiddNYC1O 20

68- And eventually satisfaction ;)

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TheMaster15 10

Apparently he missed your mouth. Edit^ 4 beat me to it while I was thinking of something clever. Sorry guys!!

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junkman6 22

Boyfriend "Sir I didn't cum in her I swear she said covered in cum!" Dad " she said filled holes! Only one way to avoid early grand kids" boyfriend cries as dad pulls out pruning shears.

Harpy20 24

Over-active imagination must be from the lack of sex.

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doctorhook86 24

#7 seems to be writing a play, but apparently forgot to find a proofreader.

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GigiMcGee 9

Or maybe he has been in this situation before.

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junkman6 22

Similar situation. Her Dad came home early came into the room with pruning shears. Haven't really lived till you've jumped out a second story window into a snow bank butt nekkid jeans and shoes in hand.

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Lasagnaa 24

You failed horribly with that.

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rachilio 26

I thought that was kinda clever...

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B3Y0ND 3

What are my eyes reading.

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kittykat1501 31

Make a movie! PLEEEAAAASSSSE?

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emchocolat_fml 25

I think you meant "I lay in my bed". LIE - LAY - LAIN means to recline, as you were apparently doing, whereas LAY - LAID - LAID means to put something down, for example to lay your book on the table.

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Rosicles 8

I'm concerned that you're 11 and commenting on this. But hey, that's just me.

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melsaraj 9

My face right now :o :O hahaha great fml

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