Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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RougeRamirez
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Apparently your mouth
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gideeupp
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Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.
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Luxord33
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addicted2_FML
| 6
Whoa! Do you think?!
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zandalee
| 19
I feel so sorry for your Dad.
Poor bastard!!
Poor bastard!!
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draegbomb
| 5
I want to know if your boyfriend was wearing clothes when he walked downstairs?
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MexicanGinger
| 5
You don't say?
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WritingWrongs
| 8
Embarrassing? That is revolting! What a harlot!
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doctorhook86
| 24
1: More like "em-full-ass-ing".
Apparently I suck this morning... but still not as much as the OP.
Apparently I suck this morning... but still not as much as the OP.
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WritingWrongs
| 8
Moderate whatever you want, OP is still disgusting.
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imavelociraptor
| 6
That joke was bad, and you should feel bad...
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Carli_M
| 8
Why would you have sex with your dad in the house....
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Clearly she did not know that anyone else was home or she would have considered the possibility of it being someone other than her boyfriend returning.
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PinkieKeen
| 20
There was a hole I didn't fill!
Your mouth.
Your mouth.
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gideeupp
| 9
Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Yeah far from a little angle. Haha.
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tialeanne
| 19
Acute angle.
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hotshot2626
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fml121785
| 14
Wow! I wonder what daddy's response to that was!
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Classlfied
| 4
What what in the butt?
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fml121785
| 14
Mine would have been my foot in his butt, that's what!
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LMFAOaMIGIT
| 3
Today, my daughter became a little whore. FML.
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Drigr
| 8
With a name like cumhole, and her saying "is there a whole you didnt fill" (implying unprotected sex) while still living with her dad, I think its more like daddy's little slut.
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TomPusslicker
| 21
Reminds me of the t-shirt that says 'your little princess, is my little whore'...
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GypsyRover
| 0
Her dad is actually pretty cool. He smiled and gave me the thumbs up.
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princessstacy101
| 0
did he really omg
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william8691
| 10
Dad replies "YOLO"
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lazrus_fml
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2- Ill cover you in cum baby!
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LilNigga916
| 6
103 - you're a creepy ass dude
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MDTeddy
| 13
Stop assuming that you know who the person is without seeing them and just shut up. Also, Op said a slutty comment.
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TinyDude
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Guess he didnt fill ur mouth as a joke OP xD
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SteezinDiego
| 3
Are you Hispanic???
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cubefistman
| 1
RIGHT!(x
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tigersfan28
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Your cute lol :)
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brandeeeeee
| 4
Yeah ain't that the truth
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erich2014
| 0
You live in Arizona.? So do I
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john_quintana
| 1
Hey emily a mi tambien me Gusta hablar, I'd like to talk too you
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Daevas
| 18
Yeah, now she's a Charlie's angel...
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Bandz_fml
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dmblonde
| 13
Is it so hard to type out awkward?
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DA14573
| 6
Is it so hard to pass by something so trivial without criticizing it ?
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lukemack
| 4
Thank you 18 finally someone says something
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
Right back at you 18 ;)
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Meettitan
| 14
Shall we end this before it turns into an infinite loop of hypocrisy?
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aj94w
| 4
Awkward was only one letter more... Oh the humanity!
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Damn, I forgot the President got rid of slang.
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RougeRamirez
| 8
Apparently your mouth
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howrudoin
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benmec
| 18
Yes!!!!!!! Best comment ever!
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siickman
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moneekAneek
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nellienufflenew
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Drigr
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Actually 55, I'm fairly certain "they" created thumbs to aid humans in grabbing and holding objects. Using them to show appreciation came much later.
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seanc722
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lol at 55 hypocrisy
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siickman
| 7
Lol 68, i was talking about FML thumbs... You silly troll. :P and i know when i finished my comment i felt the irony and hypocrisy it gave off :x
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terrykayez
| 6
125 - Shut up
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imavelociraptor
| 6
125- "I don't think that word means what you think it means...."
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dinorider_fml
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147- well although you may not agree with his comment, he used hypocrisy correctly
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
68- And eventually satisfaction ;)
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ngwPHENOX
| 4
I was just thinking that haha
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TheMaster15
| 10
Apparently he missed your mouth.
Edit^ 4 beat me to it while I was thinking of something clever. Sorry guys!!
Edit^ 4 beat me to it while I was thinking of something clever. Sorry guys!!
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Haskins54
| 4
Fake ass fml
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Haskins54
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Fake ass fml
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junkman6
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Boyfriend "Sir I didn't cum in her I swear she said covered in cum!" Dad " she said filled holes! Only one way to avoid early grand kids" boyfriend cries as dad pulls out pruning shears.
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TheMaster15
| 10
What?
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fml121785
| 14
Dafuq?!? O.o
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drewcat21
| 0
Have you considered therapy?
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Harpy20
| 24
Over-active imagination must be from the lack of sex.
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doctorhook86
| 24
#7 seems to be writing a play, but apparently forgot to find a proofreader.
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GigiMcGee
| 9
Or maybe he has been in this situation before.
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sibz24
| 6
What the hell?
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junkman6
| 22
Similar situation. Her Dad came home early came into the room with pruning shears. Haven't really lived till you've jumped out a second story window into a snow bank butt nekkid jeans and shoes in hand.
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Lasagnaa
| 24
You failed horribly with that.
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rachilio
| 26
I thought that was kinda clever...
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B3Y0ND
| 3
What are my eyes reading.
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kittykat1501
| 31
Make a movie! PLEEEAAAASSSSE?
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emchocolat_fml
| 25
I think you meant "I lay in my bed". LIE - LAY - LAIN means to recline, as you were apparently doing, whereas LAY - LAID - LAID means to put something down, for example to lay your book on the table.
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thathipsterchick
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Rosicles
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I'm concerned that you're 11 and commenting on this. But hey, that's just me.
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hallett999
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That's a sticky situation!
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klovemachine
| 24
Yes, yes it is :D
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Boooo!
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cschad91
| 0
Your comment is bad and you should feel bad!
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cschad91
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Your comment is bad and you should feel bad!
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melsaraj
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My face right now :o :O hahaha great fml