FML : Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke,...

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cumhole - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:32 / Canada - Toronto

Intimacy

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By RougeRamirez | 8

#5025415 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:51

Apparently your mouth

By gideeupp | 9

#5025405 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:49

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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By Luxord33 | 8

#5025399 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

addicted2_FML | 6

#5025439 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:57

Whoa! Do you think?!

zandalee | 19

#5025840 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:41

I feel so sorry for your Dad.
Poor bastard!!

draegbomb | 5

#5026057 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:02

I want to know if your boyfriend was wearing clothes when he walked downstairs?

MexicanGinger | 5

#5026313 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 14:17

You don't say?

WritingWrongs | 8

#5026599 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:44

Embarrassing? That is revolting! What a harlot!

doctorhook86 | 24

#5027313 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 19:06

1: More like "em-full-ass-ing".

Apparently I suck this morning... but still not as much as the OP.

WritingWrongs | 8

#5027623 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:17

Moderate whatever you want, OP is still disgusting.

imavelociraptor | 6

#5028482 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:54

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad...

Carli_M | 8

#5028882 - Thursday 11 October 2012 1:11

Why would you have sex with your dad in the house....

False_Stupidity | 41

#5034527 - Friday 12 October 2012 6:16

Clearly she did not know that anyone else was home or she would have considered the possibility of it being someone other than her boyfriend returning.

PinkieKeen | 20

#5106207 - Friday 2 November 2012 0:47

There was a hole I didn't fill!
Your mouth.

By gideeupp | 9

#5025405 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:49

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5025454 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:00

Yeah far from a little angle. Haha.

tialeanne | 19

#5025512 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:12

Acute angle.

hotshot2626 | 9

#5025689 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

fml121785 | 14

#5025697 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:58

Wow! I wonder what daddy's response to that was!

Classlfied | 4

#5025739 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:11

What what in the butt?

fml121785 | 14

#5025810 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:13

Mine would have been my foot in his butt, that's what!

LMFAOaMIGIT | 3

#5025887 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:07

Today, my daughter became a little whore. FML.

Drigr | 8

#5026092 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:11

With a name like cumhole, and her saying "is there a whole you didnt fill" (implying unprotected sex) while still living with her dad, I think its more like daddy's little slut.

TomPusslicker | 21

#5026363 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 14:33

Reminds me of the t-shirt that says 'your little princess, is my little whore'...

GypsyRover | 0

#5026724 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:04

Her dad is actually pretty cool. He smiled and gave me the thumbs up.

princessstacy101 | 0

#5026751 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:10

did he really omg

william8691 | 10

#5026853 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:39

Dad replies "YOLO"

lazrus_fml | 2

#5026861 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:40

2- Ill cover you in cum baby!

LilNigga916 | 6

#5026918 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:51

103 - you're a creepy ass dude

MDTeddy | 13

#5027109 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:03

Stop assuming that you know who the person is without seeing them and just shut up. Also, Op said a slutty comment.

TinyDude | 10

#5027259 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:58

Guess he didnt fill ur mouth as a joke OP xD

SteezinDiego | 3

#5028772 - Thursday 11 October 2012 0:47

Are you Hispanic???

cubefistman | 1

#5029651 - Thursday 11 October 2012 5:25

RIGHT!(x

tigersfan28 | 2

#5029732 - Thursday 11 October 2012 6:00

Your cute lol :)

brandeeeeee | 4

#5033979 - Friday 12 October 2012 4:05

Yeah ain't that the truth

erich2014 | 0

#5034812 - Friday 12 October 2012 8:06

You live in Arizona.? So do I

john_quintana | 1

#5147269 - Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:59

Hey emily a mi tambien me Gusta hablar, I'd like to talk too you

Daevas | 18

#6178933 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 1:39

Yeah, now she's a Charlie's angel...

By Bandz_fml | 3

#5025409 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dmblonde | 13

#5025535 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:16

Is it so hard to type out awkward?

DA14573 | 6

#5025571 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:29

Is it so hard to pass by something so trivial without criticizing it ?

lukemack | 4

#5025736 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:11

Thank you 18 finally someone says something

simonsaysYDI | 8

#5027047 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 17:39

Right back at you 18 ;)

Meettitan | 14

#5027923 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:51

Shall we end this before it turns into an infinite loop of hypocrisy?

aj94w | 4

#5028055 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:11

Awkward was only one letter more... Oh the humanity!

MormonPornstar | 7

#5029777 - Thursday 11 October 2012 6:13

Damn, I forgot the President got rid of slang.

By RougeRamirez | 8

#5025415 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:51

Apparently your mouth

howrudoin | 11

#5025797 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

benmec | 18

#5025830 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:33

Yes!!!!!!! Best comment ever!

siickman | 7

#5025954 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

moneekAneek | 2

#5025959 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

nellienufflenew | 5

#5026064 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Drigr | 8

#5026101 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:13

Actually 55, I'm fairly certain "they" created thumbs to aid humans in grabbing and holding objects. Using them to show appreciation came much later.

seanc722 | 2

#5026456 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:09

lol at 55 hypocrisy

siickman | 7

#5027347 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 19:09

Lol 68, i was talking about FML thumbs... You silly troll. :P and i know when i finished my comment i felt the irony and hypocrisy it gave off :x

terrykayez | 6

#5027726 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:58

125 - Shut up

imavelociraptor | 6

#5028534 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:59

125- "I don't think that word means what you think it means...."

dinorider_fml | 4

#5028661 - Thursday 11 October 2012 0:22

147- well although you may not agree with his comment, he used hypocrisy correctly

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5029626 - Thursday 11 October 2012 5:13

68- And eventually satisfaction ;)

ngwPHENOX | 4

#5042448 - Sunday 14 October 2012 18:10

I was just thinking that haha

By TheMaster15 | 10

#5025435 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:56

Apparently he missed your mouth.

Edit^ 4 beat me to it while I was thinking of something clever. Sorry guys!!

Haskins54 | 4

#5025877 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:05

Fake ass fml

Haskins54 | 4

#5026452 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:08

Fake ass fml

By junkman6 | 22

#5025440 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:57

Boyfriend "Sir I didn't cum in her I swear she said covered in cum!" Dad " she said filled holes! Only one way to avoid early grand kids" boyfriend cries as dad pulls out pruning shears.

TheMaster15 | 10

#5025467 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:01

What?

fml121785 | 14

#5025700 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:00

Dafuq?!? O.o

drewcat21 | 0

#5025765 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:33

Have you considered therapy?

Harpy20 | 24

#5026112 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:14

Over-active imagination must be from the lack of sex.

doctorhook86 | 24

#5026262 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:57

#7 seems to be writing a play, but apparently forgot to find a proofreader.

GigiMcGee | 9

#5026437 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:04

Or maybe he has been in this situation before.

sibz24 | 6

#5027066 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 17:44

What the hell?

junkman6 | 22

#5027093 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 17:55

Similar situation. Her Dad came home early came into the room with pruning shears. Haven't really lived till you've jumped out a second story window into a snow bank butt nekkid jeans and shoes in hand.

Lasagnaa | 24

#5030921 - Thursday 11 October 2012 10:44

You failed horribly with that.

rachilio | 26

#5033056 - Friday 12 October 2012 0:32

I thought that was kinda clever...

B3Y0ND | 3

#5034523 - Friday 12 October 2012 6:13

What are my eyes reading.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6337774 - Thursday 2 July 2015 5:08

Make a movie! PLEEEAAAASSSSE?

By emchocolat_fml | 25

#5025451 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 9:00

I think you meant "I lay in my bed". LIE - LAY - LAIN means to recline, as you were apparently doing, whereas LAY - LAID - LAID means to put something down, for example to lay your book on the table.