Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
When karma does its job
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
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theartists 5
Surprise!! :D
tialeanne 19
So? People in prison need pen pals too.. I don't see anything wrong with it unless there was inappropriate things written in the letters.
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Comments (126)
LuckyLynx7732 5
Perhaps you should make an effort to be the first one to the mailbox from now on.
MACKLIT 2
Why didn't you ask her questions about her "pen pal" when you found out she had one?????
Rodders_SOTC 1
We are just friends, I swear.
perdix 31
I thought dads would approve of their daughters having "pen pals" who are in the pen. No pregnancies, no STDs. What's not to like?
FMLKitten 15
Do we need to write OP's daughter too, perdix? ;) We have to make sure to do it ASSASSP.
DomDomxoxo 16
I don't think it's that bad. Not everybody in prison is a murderer. Some people make mistakes when they're younger and regret it. OP, your daughter's letters might be the only good thing in his life...
lininnes 6
why will a 58 year-old man write to OP's daughter from prison??... for my poor imagination, I can only guess the prisoner is somehow related to OP's daugher or even OP himself/herself... OP, is your daughter adopted??
AussieChild 22
It's obvious that Op's daughter would have had to write to the prisoner- not the other way around. And it's so easy to write to prisoners. Just google it and you can write to anyone, anywhere.
patrickalamo 48
Good God all of these assumption and innuendoes...
ben827 10
How the hell did she find out this man's information?!
AussieChild 22
Google. It's easy. They put profiles up asking for penpals
damoonster 11
you know that school could've chosen these prisoners for pen pals too right?
jem970 19
Ok, while agree there are some people in prison that are nice, would you like it if your daughter (who I have to assume still lives at home and is young) is writing a 58 year old man that could get out and come after her? Sorry but no thanks! You are being a good parent OP.
HeyImMatthew 3
Penophile!