Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
When karma does its job
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Love is love, but come on…
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
What are you doing here?
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
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theartists 5
Surprise!! :D
tialeanne 19
So? People in prison need pen pals too.. I don't see anything wrong with it unless there was inappropriate things written in the letters.
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Comments (126)
heythere131630 9
Gee, I wonder what he's in jail for.
drewcat21 0
Not that you're jumping to conclusions or anything?
gc327072 31
Stealing a balloon on national free balloon day. What else?
KiddNYC1O 22
Chris Hansen would tell you!
fordneagles 34
Depends on the age of the daughter as to how creepy this is, methinks
theartists 5
Young enough to live in a parent's house, old enough to know how to write an address and letter properly.
fordneagles 34
That could be anywhere up to about 40 these days, I'm sure in the context of the FML that the daughter isn't that old, but I'm just saying that she might not be young enough for this to really be a big issue. The mother could have a problem with the prison bit, not the age bit.
AussieChild 22
I used to write to prisoners in America on death row when I was 18-19. It doesn't mean that the guys are pedophiles. And I did it because I had studied legal studies at College, and then started studying to be a chaplain. So I started by trying to help people who were in desperate need of it.
LexieWins 0
Talk about desperate.
hotshot2626 9
I think its interesting how men and woman can become infatuated with people in prison. Some even put their live totally on hold for these people. I understand this may not apply directly to this fml. Just an interesting thought.
Solipsist 12
I've thought about writing to them but haven't for the exact reason you mention, I'm a habitual "rescuer" I'm always attracted to "broken" people, I don't mean that in a condescending way, and not to mean people in prison are broken, I've always just worried I'd get way too attached.
Missusluv313 9
I totally agree. That show Prison Wives is something else. Some of them have married men that will never get out, and they actually have a "proxy" groom stand in for the wedding. Wtf.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
where's Normfml??? she cute
gc327072 31
Do you even lift?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I'm sure Ezio will be pleased about you talking about his wife that way. P.S. Way to get her name wrong. ;-)
badactor009 0
Remember, this is the Internet... where men are men, women are men, and I'm actually a 13 year old schoolgirl pretending to be an under-cover FBI agent, pretending to be an Escort. Disclaimer: The Bureau accepts no liability, for the consequences of following any "advice" given out by Jodie.
Philerup31 12
Sandusky just won't stop will he?
dellam 3
Conjacal visit?
Harpy20 24
Conjugal* your picture fits very well, hun.
dellam 3
I have 1 very big advantage over you Hun!
ShyAnn29 15
Um, they're writing letters, not having sex.
stormchaser24 24
Ok, they have programs like that to help the prisoners. But FYL