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Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.

Give birth to her.

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jaredofmo 22

I had a coworker who made a hit list about how he'd kill most of his coworkers. It ended with him getting killed by one of them, though. I didn't work with him for very long, but we became good friends and he told me he'd put me in the next revision. I later saw him again and he told me he'd given up on it. True story. Perhaps your daughter is working out some issues?

I would keep my eye on her if I was you.

Kristoffer 35

Are you sure it's not a "shit list"? That wouldn't be so worrying.

It's no big, I used to have a hit list, scary thought but there you go. I suppose when you're a teen you get more irritated, frustrated from the hormones and stuff. And because you know you can't act out you just write it down. If she does/is violent though get her to a psychologist!

I had a hitlist, until my mum found it....

holyshitbatman 20

op, your daughter is unstable. you need to get her into counseling ASAP. this is how things like Columbine get started

Take the lost, rip it up, and hope she doesn't remember all the names. She probably will remember your's though because she has to look at you everyday and she will most likely or take her to therapy. :)

I see major therapy in someone's near future! Seriously get her to a therapist ASAP!

Maybe it isn't even a hit list. It could be a list of people to tell "I love you". Unless it says "list of people I want to kill". If that's the case, you're screwed.

I think parents r on every kids' hit list at one point or another! Remember what they say " if ur kids say they hate u, ur doing ur job right "!!!