Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
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Today, while picking names for our unborn daughter, my mom decided to help by providing a list of names she absolutely won’t accept because they’re all women she hates for insane reasons. It has over 300 common names on it. Every time we pick another name, boom, there it is on her damn list. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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oj101 33
Maybe it's time to rehabilitate your relationship with your daughter? That's pretty disturbing, and wouldn't have had come thoughtlessly to her.
Dramori 29
Give birth to her.
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jaredofmo 22
I had a coworker who made a hit list about how he'd kill most of his coworkers. It ended with him getting killed by one of them, though. I didn't work with him for very long, but we became good friends and he told me he'd put me in the next revision. I later saw him again and he told me he'd given up on it. True story. Perhaps your daughter is working out some issues?
NicoleAshley10 0
I would keep my eye on her if I was you.
Kristoffer 35
Are you sure it's not a "shit list"? That wouldn't be so worrying.
blackcherries 5
It's no big, I used to have a hit list, scary thought but there you go. I suppose when you're a teen you get more irritated, frustrated from the hormones and stuff. And because you know you can't act out you just write it down. If she does/is violent though get her to a psychologist!
Bright_Lights 14
I had a hitlist, until my mum found it....
holyshitbatman 20
op, your daughter is unstable. you need to get her into counseling ASAP. this is how things like Columbine get started
Chris455 8
Take the lost, rip it up, and hope she doesn't remember all the names. She probably will remember your's though because she has to look at you everyday and she will most likely or take her to therapy. :)
Chris455 8
*list
erinchick1 7
I see major therapy in someone's near future! Seriously get her to a therapist ASAP!
walmartpaysme 15
Maybe it isn't even a hit list. It could be a list of people to tell "I love you". Unless it says "list of people I want to kill". If that's the case, you're screwed.
makkarari 18
I think parents r on every kids' hit list at one point or another! Remember what they say " if ur kids say they hate u, ur doing ur job right "!!!