Children are brutally honest. If you wanted a liar, you should look elsewhere.

Ha! Children can be brutally honest or just brutal. I know some angels; I also know some children who would not hesitate to try and make you feel crappy.

you have a melty face

Did something happen to your face?

Someone poured coffee on it and ran off

I see what you did there....

How do you know you're not?

If what you are saying is right then this means FML is haunted...

I didn't know they had wifi in the after life.

some people are taking comments too seriously! It was a freaking joke...

You realize they were both making jokes? Maybe you should take your own advice.

Might want to call a priest

Time for some proactive

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Try to convince him that he's a ghost, and see what happens.

"If I'm a ghost, you are a handkerchief"

It's alright OP. When I was really young, I thought my mom was a robot because she never showed emotion towards anything (she was a very strict and traditional Asian mom). I grew up and realized my parents are awesome. The same shall happen for you.