Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
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Top comments
travellingfun 18
Kids have wild imaginations and no filter on what they say, don't take it too personally!
acommonman 23
just have fun with it OP, kids believe in crazy things.
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Comments (40)
ChampHero 27
Kids are great.
bambam42069 13
What's wrong with your face to make your child say that
RabbitOfAurora 28
Hmm... Kids usually have a higher spiritual something or other. If there isn't anything wrong with your face it could be he's seeing a past life or something in you. If you believe in those kinds of things that is.
pheizer01 10
#rekt
PainfullyObvious 10
Feel free to remind him he came from that beautiful face.
CandyApple88 13
1. your kid is a total asshole. You need to be a parent and teach them to show parents some damned respect! you know, like they did in the old days before discipline was all but outlawed. 2. Failing that, you are possessed by a ghost and the kid can see it.
Heisenburgers 10
Sounds like you did get burned pretty bad.
AwesomeAnyway 10
Lol, didn't you say he is your ghost child?