By no new apartment for me - 18/07/2013 19:53 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
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Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.

MissWhitneyB 17

She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.

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Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.

alexwow1 13

The boss is on her peripd

Toasty283 8

C'mon man, menstrual cycle jokes aren't funny PERIOD

I dunno, I think she sounds more like a dickhead to me.

etoilenuit 15

Yea time to look for a new job. Why stay in a job where you cant progress no matter how much hard work you do? Someone else will appreciate you more.

Not that easy to find a new job all of a sudden. And if op has been working there as long as they had, they probably like their job and/or are receiving good pay

It sounds like you have the boss from "Workaholics."

MissWhitneyB 17

She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Well I would think this would be illegal. I'm sure he could get her in trouble over it. But he may end up losing his job, or being stuck working under the person he just got in trouble, who'd probably make his life a living hell.

This is a moment in which OP should send out as many job applications as possible. If and when he receives an offer, slam that down on the boss's desk and say,"I want a raise or else I'm leaving." It's a win-win because he'll either get a raise or a new job...That is only if someone gives OP an offer.

CallMeWindSock 24

Op's boss was being very unprofessional, and could actually get in some trouble for this.

RedPillSucks 31

Only if there were witnesses.

Are you a gigolo? If so that is not an unnaceptable condition for a raise.

dinosxxrawr 22

shouldn't have gotten down on your knees. looking up at him without blinking.

The boss is a woman.

dinosxxrawr 22

I completely missed that part. would have been the perfect opportunity.

iLike2Teabag 27

Wutchu talkin bout, Willis!?

Exactly, if it was a man though it could be taken seriously.

Confruzzled 10

What a dick.

Guess she is what she eats?

vballgirly28 16

And she couldn't have just said no for what reason? But that sucks OP. You have quite a weird boss.

TheDrifter 23

Six years without a raise? I know times are tough, but damn.

This reminds me of the movie Horrible Bosses. I hope you're not secretly plotting revenge.

I hope OP is plotting revenge

nurchok 15

Revenge is fine, just can't be a murderous one... Think of a way of embarrassing her in front of others after you find a new job. Best of luck

maniaccy 8

You will then reply with, "and I'm gonna need you suck that dick clean for me"...

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

All rightie…