Health: Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML - FML

By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 04:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:49

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:53

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Saturday 7 July 2012 13:41

Is it just pork bacon or is it bacon in general? Your soul just might be saved.

blinksmilewink 23

Saturday 7 July 2012 13:57

'mmm... bacon...'

stormchaser24 24

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:23

Try turkey bacon.

ReverendDC 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:31

Unpossible

jillybee101 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 17:38

LOL it's *IMpossible.

notepie 6

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:35

Man that really sucks

jas_del423 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:37

life is cruel to you! try turkey bacon!!

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:40

bacon is bad for you anyway.

cass85 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 16:44

Doughnuts are also bad for you 'Donut girl'. Get off your high horse.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 8 July 2012 5:59

Burn.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:48

Now I want bacon. Oscar Mayer bacon.

pinglol 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:51

I have heard of parents learning their toddlers cant eat hot dogs, sausage, or bacon or other "cured" meats because they're allergic to a curing agent. I've also heard of pork allergies. But I've never heard of a post-childhood bacon allergy development, in someone who has previously enjoyed bacon. seems like some BS to me. :)

Harry641 13

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:51

I feel for you op

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