Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 04:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
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Same thing different taste

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They're not in candy. You abuse "literally" and the asterisks surrounding "everything" by using them in a statement that is patently false.

If you're eating onion ice cream, whatever happens is your own fault for even going near such an abomination.

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They're not in candy. You abuse "literally" and the asterisks surrounding "everything" by using them in a statement that is patently false.

Now that sucks, as you have to avoid red onions, green onions, shallots, chives, leeks (better safe than sorry), and even garlic looks kinda sus. Maybe you can tell everyone that you're on the FODMAP diet so restaurants let you bring your Tupperwares full of ginger-based dishes and PBJ sandwiches.

If you're eating onion ice cream, whatever happens is your own fault for even going near such an abomination.

Apparently some people have had success freezing onions and using them when defrosted. Worth a try?