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At least you didn't shit your pants, which is the way most fart FMLs end. Don't worry, she'd wade through a cloud of brimstone to get a $10,000 necklace for $2k.
Get a store dog or cat, then you can blame it on the pet lol.
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At least you didn't shit your pants, which is the way most fart FMLs end. Don't worry, she'd wade through a cloud of brimstone to get a $10,000 necklace for $2k.
She’s jewelry shopping in a pawn shop, she isn’t that distinguished. And she probably expected some kind of stink anyway.