Best I can do is…

By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 05:00

Today, while working in my pawn shop, I was showing jewelry to a distinguished lady. I had to fart. I tried to wait. It was too much, so I let it slip silently. As she handled a $2000 necklace, I realized that the 2-foot counter between us would never save her from the foul poisonous cloud that had formed. She realized it too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 767
You deserved it 333

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At least you didn't shit your pants, which is the way most fart FMLs end. Don't worry, she'd wade through a cloud of brimstone to get a $10,000 necklace for $2k.

ElTorro5150 4

She’s jewelry shopping in a pawn shop, she isn’t that distinguished. And she probably expected some kind of stink anyway.

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At least you didn't shit your pants, which is the way most fart FMLs end. Don't worry, she'd wade through a cloud of brimstone to get a $10,000 necklace for $2k.

Get a store dog or cat, then you can blame it on the pet lol.

ElTorro5150 4

She’s jewelry shopping in a pawn shop, she isn’t that distinguished. And she probably expected some kind of stink anyway.