SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
youredisgusting
Merced, United States
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
No, you don't
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML
arrrrggggghhhh
United States
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Anonymous
Do it yourself, then
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
raesos91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Gross
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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hotcaligirl 10
Could be worse.. At least he's washing it.. :p
tamm0r 0
It is.
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alliegraywords 13
That's why in Italy we have bidets.
Jimboom 12
Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Today, I realized that I'm old enough to remember Eddy Murphy's skit about this. FML.
Kov3nant 2
sometimes you just gotta wash your junk. nothing better than the classic sinkwash.
davek 36
>implying we didn't all do that in college.
samicna 4
bathroom or kitchen? yes it does make a difference
luc987 0
Well, it is.
Raheemdplayer 7
My friend pees in his kitchen sink and he lives with his parents and his sister. Dutty FYL
barbiesaurus 0
"Bathing the bird" as urban dictionary calls it. What a winner.
bloodypanda 0
or in the nuts ;p