Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML
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Today, I found out that my so-called "friends" on my Skype group chat have another group chat that contains everyone but me. Apparently, they made it so I would not "disturb" their conversations. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
password protected would be my advice
Ukeee_X 19
Change your passwords and try and explain... But I doubt they'll believe you :(
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RojerRamjet 3
Show your friends your penis and say "See, It wasn't my penis you saw before". They still won't talk to to you but at least they'll know out wasn't you
SweetasCandy0609 28
Why didn't you're friends tell you what was going on? well anyways it sounds like you need to think of a prank to play on him and let the games begin.
tommylover842 23
Ok you've gotten this wrong more than once now and it's making me crazy. You're=you are, your (the one you're trying to do) shows possession. i.e. your friends not you are friends.
anonomot 11
THANK YOU!
skittycat213 19
As much fun as it might be to neuter him with a very, Very large blade, it'd probably be inadvisable.
zango1 15
Get one of said friends to take a screen shot and send it to his parents.
relaxeazy 24
First rule of school; Never let anyone touch your stuff, and always have pass codes
arleenxo 11
Don't leave your account open.
Cazz91 21
You deserve it in my opinion. You should have signed out of Skype before lending your laptop to someone and make sure the "sign in when turn on computer" feature is disabled after booting up the laptop up. Don't trust anyone with personal information or accounts they can have access to.
queerdragon 20
I have a guest account for friends to use when they have to use my computer for something. It does not have access to anything but the internet and Word. I also make sure I am in the room with them when they use it, because I have had friends who are assholes try and mess with the computer to be funny.
denver_ImC 8
Have him meet your friends and explain to them what really went down..
rememberkids 14
or maybe what went up.
worldclassrager 39
Change your password on Skype and your computer...or better yet make a new Skype...hope things get better...
jrock9093 18
Password and new roommate not the creeper kind 30day eviction notice sounds appropriate