Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML
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Today, I found out that my so-called "friends" on my Skype group chat have another group chat that contains everyone but me. Apparently, they made it so I would not "disturb" their conversations. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
password protected would be my advice
Ukeee_X 19
Change your passwords and try and explain... But I doubt they'll believe you :(
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Comments (68)
dealone 4
That's why if you can't trust people you live with 100%, you should always have a password on your computer.
papayeya 18
AAAAHHHH there us something called: LOCKING UR COMPUTER WITH A PASSWORD .. I think now he respects this feature kew kew kew
kareena_clarke 2
can I be your friend? :-)
utrax 23
That's pretty funny, FYL though. You should really consider having a password or possibly taking the laptop with you.
ManiPaul 6
That's what you get for leaving any electronic device unprotected
Deadmike 7
only an idiot leaves his or her computer, phone or what ever unprotected ..
Knightchaser27 25
That's just mean
the_real_dvd 21
Hopefully he's well endowed. At least your friends will think you're an asshole, but at least you have a big dick.
BriCx 8
Put a password on your computer and change it often.
4ube_fml 6
YDI for letting your Skype account log in automatically in a computer that isn't fully private.