Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my so-called "friends" on my Skype group chat have another group chat that contains everyone but me. Apparently, they made it so I would not "disturb" their conversations. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
password protected would be my advice
Ukeee_X 19
Change your passwords and try and explain... But I doubt they'll believe you :(
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Comments (68)
CrissyyyS2 22
What a dick move.
Rhian00 17
If I were you, I'd put a password on your laptop and if you have a lock on your room, I'd lock it. He shouldn't be in your room and using your stuff.
ahsanmasood 4
you need to get rid of your room mate... if he has the audacity of doing this on your skype...god knows what else he has been doing in your room!
rememberkids 14
Never leave your electronic devices around an Anthony Weiner wannabe.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I wouldn't answer either. Not to avoid OP, but to avoid the roommate.
blackonblight 33
So, your laptop, and your Skype account, are not given the simple security of logging off when you aren't around? YDI. If you leave your accounts accessible to anyone, whatever they do is just something you have to deal with as the consequence. If you have Skype set to auto login then why is your laptop user account logged in? If you let this individual use your laptop that's your choice, but then you give them a restricted access account, not the admin account!
Arokthis 21
Exactly!
lbrown66 12
He really ballsed that up for you!
jw90 18
Always, ALWAYS log out of everything when you're done on your computer. Especially if you're living with other people. There's always that chance of someone going in and messing with your stuff.
carecow 16
Is it really this hard to get a roommate who's not a dipshit? Start a prank war would be my plan B until one of you break down. :-3
Dcm210 19
Di the same on his laptop.