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By ZombieGirl - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa
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By ZombieGirl - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa
By Spike2013 - 25/02/2015 05:57 - Canada - Thompson
Hey, OP here. I was on the road, the other driver was exiting the parking lot and pulled out directly in front of me. I hit the drivers side front fender and door on her car. I had no time to stop. Fortunately for her, I was well under the speed limit otherwise it would have been a lot worse. The police said she was 100% at fault because she didn't make sure it was safe to proceed.