Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
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Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
heartless
United States
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
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Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
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Comments (146)
hellokathy 4
I wouldn't worry there's not much call for second hand sex toys.. *shudder*
SnoochBoochie 14
Smell that? Smells like success.
mimiminx 23
Smells like silicone to me...
cheertrombonist 9
Smells like fish to me...
WafflebotO_O 4
Smells like period to me..
witchdoctor1 9
Smells like bacon.
keepingitnasty 15
I don't see why this is any concern of yours, she's an adult. It's not a crime to enjoy "adult toys" if you're of age.
arcadekid1 9
But finding out your own mother is so sexually devious... It can't feel good. Haha.
keepingitnasty 15
Sex toys are your ideal of devious? I find your naivety rather cute.
ballbearing 10
Exactly. It annoys me when people get weirded out by the knowledge their parents are sexual beings. How the F do you think you were conceived?? (Hypothetical 'you'). Yes! Old people and parents have sex and they **********. And there is a good chance their sex life is better than their children's as they have that much more experience.
klutz44 28
I don't care what you people say, I don't like thinking about my parents having sex.
alwayswinning123 7
Ehh...that's just disturbing
mystical11 4
That is disgusting.
alwayswinning123 7
Ehh...that's just disturbing
tilphor 6
So? Exactly how does that impact your life beyond you, personally, thinking it is wrong in some way? Your mother is an adult that, regardless of how much of her life is consumed by raising you, has an existence beyond and separate from you. That existence began long before you were even a glimmer in her set of possibilities.
poccocurantes 7
OP, look on the bright side, she spent years of giving you uninterrupted attention. Because who needs a man when you have a semi full of erotic hardware in your room.
KariLove20 12
Well if she told you.. fyl. But if you went into her room and found them you totally deserve it ha.
nelroca 7
Nothing wrong with that, to each their own :)
ChakatBlackstar 29
wait...are we talking about owning a lot of toys or actually opening a sex shop?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Owning a lot of toys.