Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
heartless
United States
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
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Comments (146)
capnbzarr 43
You know what's perverted? Telling other people what they should find pleasurable.
CdnTestmonkey 3
Know what else? She's also had sex. And not just the one time to have you. Next time, stay out of her shit if you don't want to know.
sonnyrosa 32
No one wants to think of their parents having sex. But it's life. At least your mom is healthy and happy. Call it a blessing, but don't look through her things if you don't want to find out about it.
CrackC 5
Thats hot!!
Satoaoi 13
looks like your dad isn't getting the job done
akiahara 14
You wish you had her collection, perhaps?
onorexveritas 24
how'd you find out? o.o
KiddNYC1O 22
She looking for a consultant?
AngelSpit 18
My mom had a closet full of BDSM gear when I was growing up and it was organized by length of whip then paddles and crops very long whips like bullwhips and stagecoach whips went on the top and then on the shelves below were gags and handcuffs and other restraints oh yeah the also floggers hanging up to and then she kept all the um "accessories" in suitcases and Ziploc baggies thank God though I did frighten my husband once before we were married by tossing her biggest strap on at him once (still in the baggie at least)
StanSmith2013 26
Well then, why doesn't she? You could make some money out of her unhealthy obsession!