Sean
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unlovedchild
A date to remember
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
LockedOut
United States
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Momma
France
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
St Louis, United States
Deception
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
expassword
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Top comments
Beepbeep7 14
At least they remember.
Welshite 40
Change your password daily to the current date. You'll get endless cake and presents. Mmm...cake.
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Comments (58)
hbake 13
Change your wifi password to their father's birthday. See how quickly they can get online lol
fukre 3
Well, at least they wanted to remember. By which way they remember is not important.
lwonderful 11
They're kids. Calm down
FrankHotpants 31
Damn kids and their crazy technology, in my day....
doctorreptar 2
I don't remember either of my parents birthdays. I don't remember either of my parents. Oh god who am I
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
At least they remembered
zyprexa_fml 10
At least you got them to remember when your birthday is. On the other hand, I'm the type of person who remembers every birthday in my family by heart.
why57why 21
I don't even remember my dads bday
krakhd 15
does it matter how or why they remember? you need to stop the pity.
JordynnLOL 11
I'm 17 and still don't know my parents' birthdays.. I'm a horrible child.