Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML
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A date to remember
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
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Beepbeep7 14
At least they remember.
Welshite 39
Change your password daily to the current date. You'll get endless cake and presents. Mmm...cake.
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martin8337 35
Whatever works.
Fuzy2K 7
Your birthday is 12345?
skyttlz 32
Dec 3 1945 or Jan 23 1945
diabeticsrule 3
Yeah, I can't remember my moms bday. Dads is easy, thanksgiving...most of the time. Mom in in June but idk when
thatguy240 27
change your password
Nederlander95 14
I'm sorry but them not knowing the exact date is very normal, especially if they're young. This isn't new either, this gets nothing because its not even close to a big deal
emo_dud_cutter 5
It's easy to remember my parents bday my moms is July 4th my dads is 4/20 and mine is 9/11
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Remind me I change my password to my birthday...
senseoffender 2
Not really anything to do with the fml but u shouldn't really use ur birthday as a password. It's really easy to guess :)
josh7279 7
You should try that on your husband
JoseIsAdork 31
great idea there though, keep using passwords for thongs that they need to remember, it will give them incentive to actually try if they want to use these things!