mylifeblows
United States
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
alison89430
Birmingham, United States
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
owngoalscored
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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xoxENZIIxox 0
insted of being on FML you should be fixing that block because its not hard to unblock it! and your 42,talk to him maybe he put it on for kids??!! so YDI
AltarEgo 0
it sounds like you were wasting money and he put a stop to it. I wish I could put a ban on freaking buying novels for my wife. 19 - if a spouse bans the other from sex it could cause serious problems.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Get her a library card, or hit up the yardsales for the $.50 ones. In other news: Is there really no cent symbol on the iPhone?!
sickshoes12 0
42 living with your parents.....
Splayd 10
She lives with her husband, not her parents.
PrincessClairey 0
I moderated this =P
LoNeWoLf2012 0
And mind me who cares again?
Shashaw_fml 0
Next time you are in the car together push the child lock down on his door
Ludii_fml 0
hahaha
MrDrMe 0
ha ha! You fail!
davek 36
Pfft. RTFM and find out how to reset the code.
_unratedx 0
This certainly isn't anything to whine about on FML. First you should try moving out of your effing parents house considering you're 42 years old. Second go buy your own teevee with Rogers. And if you buy it and it has a parental thing still on it, call the police for your parents not allowing you to live your own life :) Sincerely; unrated<3
Poison_Eevee 0
Here's a hint...learn to read dumbass. She said her HUSBAND did it not her parents.
_unratedx 0
Thanks bud, I just read that and went to correct my post. but thanks for implying I'm a dumbass when you don't even know me. muchly appreciated <3 you're a doll ! ;D
AmNot 0
this is funny, because i made the exact same mistake.
luvdacowboys 0
hey dumbasss maybe its time to MOVE OUT
luvdacowboys 0
forget i said that lol i thought you said your dad did that i was like wowww but i see now(: