Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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Comments (151)
sux4uhaha 0
wow that sucks
FYLDeep 26
You can't rent a movie at the store? Did you already lose your driving privileges?
Ludii_fml 0
haha i don't think she's even allowed to go outside
curzy 6
hold out on him der?
DearLar 0
**** ?
chloebethperks 0
more like fyl that your on FML at 42..
winniebabi 0
totally sounds like something my ex husband would have done to me.
stevenmx86 8
Maybe you should be more trustworthy... he obviously doesnt want to spend money on movies and cant trust you wont go buy one...
joeinthedark 18
Perhaps you are renting so many movies that your cable bill is astronomical? Perhaps he asked you about it already and you have't cut back on that bill so this was a last resort? Could you please add these details to your next FML?
super_sm 0
well mabey you are a gold digging bitch and he's finaly starting to catch on :) YDI
kshizzlekt 0
maybe he doesn't trust you. Ever thought of that??