Love: Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV... - FML

By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Stigmamma - 27/11/2016 08:54

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be responsible and put parental controls on the Playstation so our kids can't play adult games or watch adult content online. And now, neither can we. FML

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margicks 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:40

Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:36

Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.

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Deadshot108 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 7:55

FYL for living with your parents at 42

Sweethearttt 0

Friday 20 May 2011 18:06

what a dick

irritatedone 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:50

probably because you go way overboard with renting movies and run up the cable bill every month. get a job and pay the bill yourself them you can lock him out.

ramirez147 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:54

maybe he don't want you rhere

DomoLaDii 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:16

maybe he watches ****.... n he dont want u knowing!?....

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:30

I don't think your age is the biggest issue here.

newmandotcom 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 0:25

You still live with them at the age of 42? I know tens of thousand of young men and women who move out at 18 and survive. Surely at 42, you could too....

saschateehee 1

Sunday 22 April 2012 14:49

He didn't want you watching midget ****.

StzaCrack666 18

Friday 27 July 2012 5:23

just pirate your movies like a normal person

InteresingMan 5

Friday 4 March 2016 2:09

You're 42 and still live with your dad? YDI

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 4 March 2016 2:19

Interesting interpretation of the word "husband".

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