Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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Comments (151)
emilyk123 0
your bigger than him because u r the women!! tell him 2 unblock it in a screamong voice & he should!!
kerouacish 0
try either 0000 or 1234
G_Mon3yG3t_Some 3
lmao
maddie30000 4
YDI for living with your dad at 42
rayka53 0
consider divorcing as an option too
xbarbiexdollx20 5
Some of you people are ******* retarded. She said her HUSBAND not her DAD, idiots.
BeautifulDizaztr 0
stop trying to rent **** then.... she obviously blocked it for a reason. ha ha!
xxmyreplyiis 0
42 yr old virgin much ? ;P
TheVariableX 0
YDI for renting so many damn movies. Maybe if you made him more sammiches he might let you watch one movie a month.
spartan_girl 0
I am curious how many movies you were renting before...or if you guys already have netflix or something, but you insisted on renting moves from your provider anyway, which is more expensive (especially if you're already paying for netflix). Yes, marriage means you should share things and whatever, but if the husband is the only one making money, the wife should respect his spending wishes (within reason). Yes, I'm married, and my husband and I make the same amount, but even still, we consult each other when we're going to make a substantial purchase. Last year, when looking over our bills, my husband realized that I (like many others) was spending a ton of money on coffee. So, I bought a travel mug so I could bring coffee from home and buy less. He didn't make me do that, he just pointed out that I was spending a lot of money on coffee, without even realizing it. Maybe the same thing is happening with OP- are you spending way more money on movies than you think? Is your husband the one making the money, and is he having a hard time paying the bills? If so, maybe you haven't listened when he asked you to spend less, and this is his last resort so that you don't go broke. Or, maybe I'm just ranting about nothing and OP's husband is a crazy.