mylifeblows
United States
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
alison89430
Birmingham, United States
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
owngoalscored
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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Comments (151)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for wanting to watch movies anyway. YDI for having a TV. YDI for being out of the kitchen unless this is a TV that is in your kitchen.
SettoFail 9
lol the ****?
Jimboom 12
Well.. thats what you get for wasting his hard earned money on crappy movies
XxCrazygirlxX 0
awwww lol
_streets_ 19
umm make me wonder what kind of movies you were renting then..
therealducktape 0
In soviet russia, movies rent you!
Skroal_stomper 5
60 lame
TheAwesomeMarchi 0
I know I'm really sick of this Russia thing. it's retarded
Ludii_fml 0
wow. put a lock on your pants till he lets you. what an ass..
sugarkiller_fml 6
he is trying to prevent OP from being s couch potato.
sweetdreams999 0
wow you look like the modern version of conehead!
sallen0046 4
So he doesn't want you wasting money on overly priced movies. This, does not a ****** life make. Every single other option aside from flat out buying the movie is cheaper than renting them from your provider.
ElMundio87 0
put a parental lock on your ******
kayC7 0
oh **** yeah. foul bachelor frog. :) oh and OP I don't know how to solve your problem. just watch spongebob I guess.
Efilyn 0
Lmao. this.
Ludii_fml 0
XD