mylifeblows
United States
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
alison89430
Birmingham, United States
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Nomoresandwish
United States
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
owngoalscored
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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margicks 1
Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?
Mirorbo 27
Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.
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Comments (151)
christyxoxo 8
he probably did it for a good reason,op. :/
losergiant 0
hahaha hell yeah
equality05 0
stop waisting his money on movies. lol
roxy999_fml 0
hahaha
AmNot 0
So...I think the worse story is that it appears that you are 42...and living at home.
AmNot 0
So...i retract that statement. after carefully rereading i discovered you said "husband" not father. my initial reaction was like whoa! and i thought the worse story was that you were 42 and still living with your parents (not sure why my brain made me think that). my advice... stop watching inappropriate movies... its icky
Splayd 10
You thought that because it's actually a poorly described story. She says "husband," right? But she tells the story as if we're supposed to not know that she's an adult. (Why would an adult have someone put a parental lock on a T.V.?) The second confusing point is that it says "parental lock," which makes your mind automatically think that her parents put it there. Kind of a mind-bender, that.
hannah1203 2
YDI for still living with your parents ar 42.
Kesler_17 0
You ******* idiot.
Kesler_17 0
The person above you corrected their mistake and you still did it...
AmNot 0
its her husband not parents... i made that mistake the first time i read this one too.
chanty242 0
do yu have any kids duhh
padresj 0
Today I had to put a parental block on our cable because my wife was making us broke by buying 5 movies a day. I tried talking to her, but she wouldn't listen. She's 42!!!
qaz230lord 1
it must be twilight
fakeaccountX 6
you are the meaning of life