Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Zigster94 0
you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy
jorygirly 0
what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (267)
gottabeandrew 1
Dump him!
evilralphwiggum 0
Did he kill her? lol jk jk..but yeah.. what an ass.
Go_Home 0
He's revolting. How could someone be so cold-hearted? Don't you ever for a second let him stop you from your grieving process. If he can't be your comfort zone, then it's bye-bye to him. And seeing that people in FML care more about your loss than your boyfriend is just really really bad.
whomajigi 0
Wow, what a douche. I mean even if he was asleep and kind of incoherent, you're still capable of some coherent thought when something major happens.
Bryan_Z 0
what a douche
ione_fml 0
He's just not worth it. If by the time you read this you're still with him... you'll be deserving a lot of FML in the future and you'll be the only one to blame. Sorry, but true.
DankJemo 0
ha! I am amazed at some of the things I read on hear. I have had plenty of friends who date guys like this, and the stay with them. Both girls who I was just friends with, and girls I badly wanted to date. What is with women dating asshole guys? I can almost guarantee she is going to stay with him, too.
nocturnal_crazy 1
Dump him.
audiogasmic 0
Dump him now. I swear to God if you stay with this piece of shit you deserve it.
natygm 0
Please get rid of him.... you'll be doing yourself a huge favor. Trust me!