Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Zigster94 0
you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy
jorygirly 0
what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him
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Comments (267)
lmm827 1
Break up with him!!
ThatsAli3 0
137- wow. you're just as bad as the op's boyfriend for saying that. I'd guess you don't have a girlfriend. You're pathetic. I'm sorry. Go find a new boyfriend. Believe it or not, most people would care. Sorry for your loss.= ( And for all of you who say that she deserved it for picking him... i guess you've never misjudged a person before? I guess you're just so ******* wonderful that you never make a mistake when it comes to picking a relationship? You people are morons. It's possible to think someones a good person until they prove themselves otherwise. Maybe she'd deserve it if she stayed with him after this. Otherwise, don't judge. What if this was the first time he was a jerk and she realized her mistake? Regardless, her grandma died, so stop being assholes.
MozillaFirefox 0
"Today, my girlfriend was over at my place, in my bed, when she decided to tell me her grandmother died. And right when she told me, she started crying all over it, so I pointed it out to her before I went to sleep. Now my bed is wet, and she's probably going to go post this online for neo-feminists to bitch about me for liking a dry bed. FML"
eeejit0102 0
oh hey mozillafirefox i'm the furthest thing possible from a feminist and i even think this girl's boyfriend was in the wrong here. i don't care WHO it is, you don't treat people like that. if it was her best friend and not her boyfriend people would be reacting the exact same way. chill out.
brittbrittT 0
yeah he's a keeper.
MozillaFirefox 0
Apparently the sarcasm wasn't thick enough, so here's more. A man's dry bed is his castle. A dry bed a day keeps the doctor away. Dryness is next to godliness. Also, I pity da foo' who doesn't know that tears dry fast anyway. If anything, he's just stupid for bothering to complain.
mikitiki123 0
aww sorry hun FYL find another man k?
IEatCrayons 0
agree with #136
lolbitch 0
go #192. I totally agree with you!!
fallchild007 0
dump him.