Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Zigster94 0
you're better off without him. if he cares more about his bed than your tears, he isn't the right guy
jorygirly 0
what an ignorant selfish ingrate boyfriend. I've heard of guys having no feelings but this is out of control. Dump him
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afiellerddr 0
ouch... my sincerest apologies you should toss his sorry ass to the curb and be like "gtfo" also, #138 how ignorant are you? if my girlfriend's grandma died, i'd be comforting her, not whining over something so trivial as getting the sheets wet. hes a douche and you are dumb and again, sorry babe. hope you feel better :)
deathproof_fml 0
Dump that piece of shit NOW.
Anon_Coconut 0
DTMFA. (Dump The Mother-****** Already.)
no_one_fml 3
So, usually I'm more of a "let the poor guy/girl sleep!" person, but this is way over the top even if you're on severe lack of sleep. Granted, before going to bed when he's tired is not the best time to bring this up but you don't say "you're getting my bed wet" when someone's crying over losing a loved one. Ever. Even if you haven't had any sleep in a week. Even if you didn't have coffee all day. You just don't. I get being a bitch when you're sleepy, but this is totally out of line. Sorry about your loss though.
Yulia_fml 0
On one hand, people sometimes say things they're later not aware of in their sleep. On the other hand, if you're posting this as an FML, you should probably do what everyone has said and dump him. You know you deserve better, or else you wouldn't have posted this.
Blimy 0
LMAO 15 I love you :D
JBiz_fml 0
I hope he's your Ex now , but if he's not then YDI
happykid 0
holy...I hope he's been dumped..
Ezzie 0
What a douche. I hope you dumped his insensitive ass.
colored_fml 0
kill him hes retarded